{"id":11983,"date":"2025-08-26T09:16:07","date_gmt":"2025-08-26T06:16:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/?p=11983"},"modified":"2025-08-26T09:19:07","modified_gmt":"2025-08-26T06:19:07","slug":"gulme-garantili-zeka-pariltili-fikralar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/?p=11983","title":{"rendered":"G\u00fclme Garantili Zeka Par\u0131lt\u0131l\u0131 F\u0131kralar\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_gielu0gielu0giel.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_gielu0gielu0giel-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11988\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_gielu0gielu0giel-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_gielu0gielu0giel-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_gielu0gielu0giel-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_gielu0gielu0giel-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_gielu0gielu0giel-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Gemini_Generated_Image_gielu0gielu0giel.png 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bir bilim adam\u0131 pirelerle deney yap\u0131yor. Pireye &#8220;S\u0131\u00e7ra&#8221; diyor. Pire s\u0131\u00e7r\u0131yor Pirenin kanatlar\u0131n\u0131<br>kopar\u0131yor ve &#8220;S\u0131\u00e7ra&#8221; diyor, pire yine s\u0131\u00e7r\u0131yor!.. Raporunu \u015f\u00f6yle yaz\u0131yor; &#8220;Pire kanatlar\u0131n\u0131<br>kopmu\u015f olarak z\u0131plad\u0131.&#8221;<br>Ayaklar\u0131n\u0131 kopar\u0131yor ve &#8220;S\u0131\u00e7ra&#8221; diyor, pire z\u0131playamay\u0131nca 2. raporu \u015f\u00f6yle yaz\u0131yor; &#8220;Pirenin ayaklar\u0131 kopunca kulaklar\u0131 duymuyor.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0130lk defa helikopter g\u00f6ren Temel, Dursun&#8217; a sormu\u015f;<br>&#8211; Dursun, bu nedur da? Dursun, gayet sakin cevap vermi\u015f;<br>&#8211; Ha\u00e7an, bu olsa olsa bin ya\u015f\u0131nda bir sinek dur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doktor, ak\u0131l hastas\u0131n\u0131n iyile\u015fti\u011fine karar verip ak\u0131l hastas\u0131n\u0131 taburcu etmi\u015f. Buna \u00e7ok sevinen hasta gelip doktoruna \u015f\u00f6yle demi\u015f;<br>-&#8220;Doktor Bey, size hediye ayakkab\u0131 yapaca\u011f\u0131m ama soray\u0131m dedim, topu\u011fu \u00f6nde mi olsun arkada m\u0131?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00dcnl\u00fc bir sopranonun konserine giden baba o\u011ful ilgiyle konseri dinliyorlard\u0131. Bir ara \u00e7ocuk merakla babas\u0131na sordu:<br>&#8220;Baba, \u00f6ndeki amca elindeki sopayla niye kad\u0131n\u0131 korkutuyor ?&#8221; Baba;<br>&#8220;Korkutmuyor o\u011flum, y\u00f6netiyor!&#8221;<br>&#8220;Eee, peki o zaman kad\u0131n niye avaz avaz ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131yor &#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck Ahmet, bakkala \u00f6fkeyle sordu:<br>&#8211; Neden hep k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck yumurta veriyorsun?<br>&#8211; Ta\u015f\u0131mas\u0131 , kolay olur da ondan.<br>Ahmet eksik para verip yumurtalar\u0131 al\u0131p giderken bakkal seslendi:<br>&#8211; Ama sen eksik para verdin.<br>K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck \u00e7ocuk arkas\u0131na d\u00f6n\u00fcp g\u00fclerek: &#8221; Para daha \u00e7abuk say\u0131l\u0131r da&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nuri okuldan eve bir g\u00f6z\u00fc mosmor d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc. Annesi \u00e7\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131:<br>&#8220;A\u015fk olsun yine mi d\u00f6v\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcn okulda? &#8220;\u015eey b\u00fcy\u00fck bir \u00e7ocu\u011fun k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fc\u011f\u00fc d\u00f6vmesine engel olmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131m da anneci\u011fim.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Aferin bak bu cesaret i\u015fi. Kimdi o k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck?&#8221;<br>Nuri gayet sakin;<br>&#8221; Ben! &#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vurdumduymaz bir adam\u0131n evi yanm\u0131\u015f. Kom\u015fusu ko\u015farak yan\u0131na gelmi\u015f.<br>&#8221; Ko\u015f efendi, evin yan\u0131yor. &#8220;<br>Adam sakince cevap vermi\u015f :<br>&#8220;Ev i\u015flerine kar\u0131m bak\u0131yor.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck \u00e7ocuk, kendinden daha b\u00fcy\u00fck olana yan yan bakarak: &#8220;S\u00f6yledi\u011fin s\u00f6z\u00fc geri alman i\u00e7in sana be\u015f dakika s\u00fcre veriyorum!&#8221; dedi. \u00d6b\u00fcr\u00fc kabararak:<br>&#8220;Bak hele sen. Peki be\u015f dakika sonra s\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc geri almazsam ne olacak?&#8221; diye diklendi. K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck \u00e7ocuk biraz d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fckten sonra:<br>&#8220;Peki s\u00f6yle ne kadar zaman istiyorsun?&#8221; dedi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>**<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bir sergide \u00fcnl\u00fc romanc\u0131, ressam arkada\u015f\u0131na:<br>&#8220;Kutlar\u0131m sergi a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131na bakanlar gelmi\u015f&#8221;<br>Bunun \u00fczerine Ressam:<br>&#8220;Ne \u00f6nemi var ki, bakanlar gelece\u011fine, ke\u015fke biraz da alanlar gelseydi. &#8221; der.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>**<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doktor, hastas\u0131na o g\u00fcne dek yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 tahlillerin sonu\u00e7lar\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131klayacak;<br>&#8220;Size bir k\u00f6t\u00fc, bir de daha k\u00f6t\u00fc haberim var. \u00d6nce k\u00f6t\u00fc haberi vereyim. Test sonu\u00e7lar\u0131na g\u00f6re 24 saatlik \u00f6mr\u00fcn\u00fcz kalm\u0131\u015f.&#8221; deyince adam y\u0131k\u0131l\u0131r,<br>&#8220;Hay\u0131r, olamaz. Buna inanam\u0131yorum: Fakat bundan daha k\u00f6t\u00fc haber nas\u0131l olabilir? &#8220;deyince hasta, doktorun yan\u0131t\u0131 k\u0131sa olur;<br>&#8220;D\u00fcnden beri size ula\u015fmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>**<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Delinin biri intihar etmeye karar ve kendini asmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r. Biri dayanamay\u0131p sorar;<br>&#8211; Ne yap\u0131yorsun?<br>&#8211; G\u00f6rm\u00fcyor musun, intihar ediyorum.<br>&#8211; \u00d6yle ise ipi bo\u011faz\u0131na ba\u011flasana<br>&#8211; Ba\u011flarsam bo\u011fulurum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y\u0131l sonunda \u00f6\u011frenci, uzaktaki ailesine g\u00f6nderdi\u011fi faksta \u015funlar\u0131 yaz\u0131yordu;<br>&#8220;Babac\u0131\u011f\u0131m okullar kapand\u0131. \u00d6\u011fretmenler beni \u00e7ok seviyorlar. \u0130mtihanlara tekrar bekliyorlar.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Babas\u0131 o\u011fluna g\u00f6rg\u00fc kuralar\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6\u011fretiyordu :<br>&#8220;\u00d6rne\u011fin o\u011flum, bir eve gittik. Onlar\u0131 yemek yerken g\u00f6nd\u00fck, ilk s\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fcz ne olmal\u0131?<br>&#8220;Afiyet olsun&#8221; der o\u011flu. Baba;<br>&#8220;Peki neden bu s\u00f6ylenir?&#8221; deyince o\u011flu ;<br>&#8220;Neden olacak, buyurun desinler diye.&#8221; der.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yarg\u0131\u00e7, h\u0131rs\u0131za \u015f\u00f6yle sorar:<br>&#8220;S\u00f6yle bakal\u0131m, soydu\u011fun d\u00fckkana nas\u0131l girdin?&#8221;<br>H\u0131rs\u0131z, biraz d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fckten sonra soruyu \u015f\u00f6yle yan\u0131tlar:<br>&#8220;Efendim, biz buraya yarg\u0131lanmaya m\u0131, yoksa meslek s\u0131rr\u0131 vermeye mi geldik .&#8221; der.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ac\u0131km\u0131\u015f olarak eve d\u00f6nen Mehmet annesine,<br>&#8220;Ak\u015fama ne var?&#8221; diye sorunca, annesi;<br>&#8220;Saymakla bitmez o\u011flum&#8221; dedi. Mehmet;<br>&#8220;G\u00fczel, nelermi\u015f bunlar?&#8221; deyince, annesi g\u00fcl\u00fcmseyerek,<br>&#8220;Pirin\u00e7 pilav\u0131!&#8221; dedi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck Zeynep annesine;<br>&#8220;Bana yeni bebek alsana, anne.&#8221; dedi. Annesi;<br>&#8220;Bebe\u011fin var ya k\u0131z\u0131m; yenisini ne yapacaks\u0131n?&#8221; diyence, k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck Zeynep;<br>&#8220;Ben varken, sen kendine yeni bir bebek ald\u0131n ya!&#8221; der.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d6\u011frencinin biri s\u00fcrekli yaramazl\u0131k yap\u0131yormu\u015f. \u00d6\u011fretmen dayanamam\u0131\u015f kula\u011f\u0131ndan yakalam\u0131\u015f. &#8220;Bana bak! Uslu durmazsan dayak yersin.&#8221; deyince, \u00f6\u011frenci;<br>&#8220;Ben oru\u00e7luyum!&#8221; der. \u00d6\u011fretmen;<br>&#8220;Eee oru\u00e7luysan ne yapal\u0131m?&#8221; deyince, \u00f6\u011frenci;<br>&#8220;Annem bana sak\u0131n bir \u015fey yeme dedi evden \u00e7\u0131karken. E\u011fer bir \u015fey yersem orucum bozulurmu\u015f.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y\u00fcz\u00fc g\u00f6z\u00fc yaral\u0131 adam muayehane kap\u0131s\u0131ndan i\u00e7eri girerken der ki;<br>&#8220;Her taraf\u0131m\u0131 ar\u0131lar soktu.&#8221; Doktor ona bakar ve gayet sakin,<br>&#8220;Peki o&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; zaman \u015f\u00f6yle oturun da size birka\u00e7 i\u011fne yapal\u0131m&#8221; der.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hakim Sorar:<br>&#8211; O\u011flum ad\u0131n nedir?<br>&#8211; Temel ama, &#8220;Z&#8221;si yok!<br>Hakim:<br>&#8211; Temel&#8217;de &#8220;Z&#8221; olurmu, be adam?<br>&#8211; Ha\u00e7an hakim pey ne k\u0131zay\u0131sun, pen de zaten &#8220;Z&#8221;si yok dedum!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>K\u0131z\u0131n biri okulda \u00e7ok geveze idi. Herkes \u015fik\u00e2yet\u00e7iydi. M\u00fcd\u00fcr bir g\u00fcn k\u0131z\u0131n babas\u0131na telgraf \u00e7ekti:<br>-K\u0131z\u0131n\u0131z \u00e7ok geveze, diliyle ortal\u0131\u011f\u0131 kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131yor. L\u00fctfen \u00e7aresine bak\u0131n\u0131z.<br>Telgraf\u0131n cevab\u0131 gelir:<br>-Siz gelin bir de annesini g\u00f6r\u00fcn. Geveze nas\u0131l olurmu\u015f!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Adam\u0131n biri sormu\u015f;<br>-C\u00fczdan\u0131m\u0131 sen mi ald\u0131n?<br>-Alt\u0131 mahallenin, alt\u0131nc\u0131 soka\u011f\u0131n\u0131n, alt\u0131nc\u0131 apartman\u0131n\u0131n, alt\u0131nc\u0131 odas\u0131n\u0131n, alt\u0131nc\u0131 \u00e7ekmecesinde duran Kur&#8217;an&#8217;a el basar\u0131m ki ben almad\u0131m&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel idama mahkum olmu\u015f. Son arzusu doya doya mantar yemekmi\u015f.<br>-Ne bi\u00e7im son arzudur bu? _<br>-Zehirlitur tiye tiye pa\u011fa yedurmetiler. \u015eimti a\u011fuz taduyla rahat rahat bir mantar ziyafeti \u00e7ekece\u011fum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Karadenizli atlet \u00f6\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcyordu:<br>-Ben 100 metreyi tam 8 saniyede ko\u015fayurum.<br>-Ciddi misin, dedi arkada\u015f\u0131. Bu bir d\u00fcnya rekorudur. Nas\u0131l yap\u0131yorsun bunu?<br>Bizimki hafif\u00e7e kas\u0131larak cevap verdi:<br>-\u00c7estirmeden cideyurum daa&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y\u00fczme bilmeyen bir turist denize d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc. Suda \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131n\u0131rken can havliyle ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131yordu.<br>-Help! Help!<br>Yoldan ge\u00e7en Temel onu g\u00f6rd\u00fc. K\u0131zg\u0131n bir \u015fekilde ba\u011f\u0131rd\u0131:<br>-Ula ingilizce \u00f6\u011frenece\u011fine, y\u00fczme \u00f6\u011frenseydin ya!..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0130ki adam aralar\u0131nda konu\u015fuyorlard\u0131:<br>-K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fckken g\u00f6zlerim g\u00f6rmedi\u011fi i\u00e7in bana voleybol oynatmazlard\u0131. Bu y\u00fczden ba\u015fka bir vazife verdiler:<br>-Ne vazifesi?<br>-Hakemlik!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anne k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z\u0131na anlat\u0131yordu.<br>&#8220;Bak k\u0131z\u0131m, gelinler en mutlu g\u00fcnleri oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in nikahta beyaz giyerler.&#8221;<br>K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z bir an d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc.<br>&#8220;Yaa&#8230; \u015eimdi damatlar\u0131n neden siyah giydiklerini daha iyi anl\u0131yorum&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck Dursun Temel&#8217;e sorar:<br>-Temel emice Cemil MER\u0130\u00c7 kimdur?<br>-B\u00fcy\u00fck bir yazar idi. Vefat etti.<br>-O da k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck yazsa idi&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel kahveye ko\u015farak gelir, tela\u015fla:<br>-Dursun \u00f6ldi!&#8230; der.<br>Kahvedekiler bu haber \u00fczerine birer yorum yapmaya ba\u015flarlar.<br>-Dursun sapasa\u011flam adamdi neden \u00f6ldi ki?<br>-U\u015fa\u011f\u0131m hi\u00e7 bir laz acindan \u00f6lmez. S\u00f6ylemdi biz ba\u011fa yard\u0131m ederduk.<br>-Pelki utanmi\u015ftur isteme\u011fe<br>-G\u00f6rdinmu u\u015fa\u011f\u0131m. Dursun ac\u0131ndan de\u011ful, inad\u0131ndan \u00f6ldi da&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Her bir kahkaha bir tane pirzola demektir. Der kahkaha ile g\u00fclen Dursun&#8230;<br>Temal at\u0131l\u0131r:<br>Desene Dursun sen teminden beri koca bir s\u0131\u011f\u0131r yedun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bir g\u00fcn ufak, bir \u00e7ocukla ninesi kar\u015f\u0131dan kar\u015f\u0131ya beraber ge\u00e7eceklermi\u015f, nine 80, \u00e7ocuk ise 5 ya\u015flar\u0131ndaym\u0131\u015f. Nine torununa:<br>-O\u011fulum kar\u015f\u0131dan d\u00fct d\u00fct geliyor, \u00e7abuk ge\u00e7elim, demi\u015f.<br>Bunun \u00fczerine \u00e7ocuk:<br>-Yok nine, o d\u00fctd\u00fct de\u011fil, sekiz silindirli mercedes demi\u015f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0130lkokula giden o\u011flunu kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na alan baba, ba\u015flad\u0131 nasihata:<br>-Bak o\u011flum!&#8230; Oku ve hayat\u0131n\u0131 kazan&#8230; Yoksa dilenci olursun.<br>-Dilenci mi?<br>-Evet dilenci!..<br>-Bunu daha \u00f6nce s\u00f6ylesene baba!&#8230; Bende okula bile gitmeyen bu zenginler, bu kadar paray\u0131 nereden kazan\u0131yor diye merak ediyorum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel, Cemal ve di\u011fer karadenizliler a\u00e7\u0131k denizde k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir tekne ile f\u0131rt\u0131naya tutulmu\u015flard\u0131. Yanlar\u0131nda b\u00fcy\u00fck bir gemi ge\u00e7mekteydi.<br>Temel:<br>&#8212; Uyy, kurtarun pizuuu&#8230; imdattt!&#8230; diye hayk\u0131r\u0131yordu.<br>Geminin g\u00fcvertesinden birisi de yan\u0131t veriyordu:<br>&#8212; Biz adam alm\u0131yoruz, biz adam alm\u0131yoruz.<br>Bunu duyan Temel:<br>&#8212; Uyy, ha\u00e7an piz lazuz, laz, alun pizu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y\u0131l sonu tatili yakla\u015fm\u0131\u015ft\u0131. Receb&#8217;in vaziyeti pek parlak de\u011fildi. Eve gidip durumu babas\u0131na s\u00f6ylemeye korkuyordu. Belki faydas\u0131 olur diye telefonla annesini arayarak:<br>&#8212; Anneci\u011fim, tatil oldu geliyorum. Ama maalesef s\u0131n\u0131fta kald\u0131m. Ne olursun, ben gelinceye kadar babam\u0131 haz\u0131rla! dedi.<br>Duruma can\u0131 s\u0131k\u0131lan ve morali bozulan annesi, o\u011fluna \u015fu cevab\u0131 verdi:<br>&#8212; Baban haz\u0131r, as\u0131l sen kendini haz\u0131rla!..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ak\u015fam eve d\u00f6nen adam\u0131 kar\u0131s\u0131 kap\u0131da kar\u015f\u0131lad\u0131. Sonra da heyecanl\u0131 heyecanl\u0131 anlatma-ya ba\u015flad\u0131:<br>&#8212; Bug\u00fcn neredeyse, duvardaki saat annemin ba\u015f\u0131na d\u00fc\u015fecekti&#8230; Adam umursamaz bir tavirla ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 salladi:<br>&#8212; Sahi mi? O saat hep ge\u00e7 kal\u0131yor zaten&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hocaya sormu\u015flar<br>&#8212; Hz.Nuh&#8217;un gemisine zeytin dal\u0131n\u0131 getiren g\u00fcvercin di\u015fi miydi, erkek miydi7<br>Hoca hemen cevaplam\u0131\u015f:<br>&#8212; Mutlaka erkekti, di\u015fi olsayd\u0131 a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 uzun zaman kapal\u0131 tutamazd\u0131 ki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">* *<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>4 tane \u00fcniversite \u00f6\u011frencisi, uyanamad\u0131klar\u0131 i\u00e7in matematik<br>finaline ge\u00e7 kal\u0131rlar ve okula gidince hocaya arabalar\u0131n\u0131n lasti\u011finin<br>patlad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6ylerler&#8230; Hoca ilk basta inanmaz ama \u00f6\u011frencilerinin<br>yalvarmalar\u0131na dayanamayarak, onlar\u0131 3 g\u00fcn sonra s\u0131nav yapaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yler.<br>S\u0131nav g\u00fcn\u00fc gelince hoca, 4 \u00f6\u011frencinin hepsini bos bir salonun ayr\u0131 ayr\u0131<br>k\u00f6\u015felerine oturtur.<br>S\u0131nav ge\u00e7me sistemi \u015f\u00f6yledir: 100 \u00fczerinden 50 puan alan herkes<br>s\u0131nav\u0131 ge\u00e7ebilir&#8230; Hocan\u0131n haz\u0131rlad\u0131\u011f\u0131 s\u0131navda ise \u00f6n sayfada 10&#8217;ar<br>puanl\u0131k 4 tane basit matematik sorusu vard\u0131r&#8230; Bunlar\u0131 kolayca \u00e7\u00f6zerler.<br>Arka sayfada ise 60 puanl\u0131k 1 soru vard\u0131r: &#8220;Hangi lastik<br>patlad\u0131?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>* *<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cafer komadad\u0131r. Yan\u0131nda ise kar\u0131s\u0131&#8230; Cafer&#8217;in g\u00f6zleri nemli, k\u0131s\u0131k sesiyle kar\u0131s\u0131na do\u011fru bakar ve konu\u015fmaya ba\u015flar:<br>&#8220;\u0130lk i\u015ften kovuldu\u011fum zaman yan\u0131mda idin. \u0130flas etti\u011fim g\u00fcn oradayd\u0131n. Vuruldu\u011fum zaman ilk g\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc a\u00e7t\u0131\u011f\u0131mda seni g\u00f6rd\u00fcm. Trafik kazas\u0131 ge\u00e7irdi\u011fimde hastanede hep ba\u015fucumdayd\u0131n&#8230;<br>Kar\u0131s\u0131 takdir edilmenin mutlulu\u011funda tabi.<br>&#8220;\u015eimdi komaday\u0131m yine ba\u015fucumdas\u0131n. Sonunda anlad\u0131m ama, \u00e7ok ge\u00e7 oldu; yahu sen ne u\u011fursuz kad\u0131ns\u0131n!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bir bilim adam\u0131 pirelerle deney yap\u0131yor. Pireye &#8220;S\u0131\u00e7ra&#8221; diyor. 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