{"id":11913,"date":"2025-07-23T11:02:51","date_gmt":"2025-07-23T08:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/?p=11913"},"modified":"2025-07-23T13:51:00","modified_gmt":"2025-07-23T10:51:00","slug":"amele-yanigi-tecrubesinden-azinlik-hissiyatli-tatil-bronzlasmasina-gulme-garantili-bir-anoloji","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/?p=11913","title":{"rendered":"Amele Yan\u0131\u011f\u0131 Tecr\u00fcbesinden Az\u0131nl\u0131k Hissiyatl\u0131 Tatil Bronzla\u015fmas\u0131na G\u00fclme Garantili Bir Anoloji…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Ba\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131m bir y\u00fcksek lisans tez ara\u015ft\u0131rmas\u0131na konu olur mu bilmem ama amele yan\u0131\u011f\u0131 tecr\u00fcbesinden profesyonel tatil bronzla\u015fmas\u0131na evrilen hayat\u0131mda edindi\u011fim birikimlerin \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131nda bir tatil s\u00fcresinin trajik ve olduk\u00e7a komik analojisiyle kar\u015f\u0131n\u0131zday\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yazacaklar\u0131m\u0131n zihnimdeki tahayy\u00fcl k\u0131sm\u0131n\u0131 \u00fc\u00e7 a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 be\u015f yukar\u0131 \u015fekillendirdim. A\u015f\u0131r\u0131 g\u00f6zleme dayanan bu k\u0131sm\u0131n ka\u011f\u0131da d\u00f6k\u00fclmesi noktas\u0131nda da\u011f\u0131n\u0131k kal\u0131rsam; kusur g\u00f6rmeyin ve bu durumu yo\u011fun neme maruz kalman\u0131n tesiri olarak de\u011ferlendirirseniz ben de mazeretimin sempatikli\u011fine inanm\u0131\u015f olurum 😊<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00d6ncelikle tatil \u00e7ok g\u00fczel bir \u015fey.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130yi geldi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fiziken, ruhen ve zihnen dinlenmi\u015f olduk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Biraz da bu y\u00fczden buradan bir \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131m olacak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bilhassa sendikalara ve karar verici b\u00fcrokrasiye sesleniyorum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yemin ediyorum otelde memleketin insan\u0131 olarak az\u0131nl\u0131k kald\u0131k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tez elden kamuda memur i\u015f\u00e7i ayr\u0131m\u0131 olmaks\u0131z\u0131n herkese di\u015fe dokunur tatil ikramiyesi verilmesi sa\u011flans\u0131n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hem bu duruma \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan sevinir hem de turizmci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nerede \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 bu demeyin !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bak\u0131n anlat\u0131yorum\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Plaj voleybolu oynarken ayn\u0131 tak\u0131mda olmam\u0131za ra\u011fmen Polonyal\u0131lar, \u00c7ekler ve Ruslar bir olup bana bir tane de olsa sma\u00e7 \u00e7akmak i\u00e7in pas vermediler. Her ma\u00e7 hep arka alanda defans yaparak onlar\u0131n ameleli\u011fini yapt\u0131m. Change dedik\u00e7e heveslendim ama \u00f6n alana gelince yine Casper muamelesi g\u00f6rd\u00fcm. Neredeyse bir ara \u2018\u2019 Garda\u015f buras\u0131 T\u00fcrkiye noluyo lan size \u2018\u2019 diyecektim ama tak\u0131mdaki di\u011fer T\u00fcrkler de gurbet\u00e7i olup onlardan taraf olunca ben de durumu i\u00e7ime atarak mecburen kabullendim 😊<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dahas\u0131 m\u0131 ? Yumakla\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

T\u00fcrk\u00e7e konu\u015funca t\u00fcm \u00e7al\u0131\u015fanlar abi sen bizdensin idare et moduna giriyor ama turist beyimizin e\u015fyalar\u0131n\u0131 ta\u015f\u0131man\u0131n yan\u0131 s\u0131ra s\u0131cak \u00e7arpmas\u0131n diye her yere golf arabas\u0131yla g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcyor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bu durum tatilin her evresinde devaml\u0131l\u0131k arz etmeye ba\u015flay\u0131nca bir karar ald\u0131m ve bizimkilere dedim ki;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Otelde oda d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda T\u00fcrk\u00e7e konu\u015fmak yasak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Renkli g\u00f6zl\u00fc ve ailecek sar\u0131\u015f\u0131n olunca ayr\u0131 bir avantaj da kazanm\u0131\u015f olduk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bir h\u00fcrmet, bir h\u00fcrmet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ama talepler art\u0131nca bizimkilerin y\u00fcz\u00fc ek\u015fiyor, bak\u0131yorum sallayacak arkam\u0131zdan \u2018\u2019 karde\u015f bir hallediver \u2018\u2019 deyince de durumu toparlay\u0131p \u2018\u2019 he abi biz seni yabanc\u0131 sand\u0131k \u2018\u2019 diyorlar 😊<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bazen bu a\u015f\u0131r\u0131 kayna\u015fma ile tek tarafl\u0131 a\u015fk misali olu\u015fan i\u015fbirlikleri de olmad\u0131 de\u011fil\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Abi Allah a\u015fk\u0131na \u00e7ok yorulduk senin ses k\u00f6t\u00fcd\u00fcr \u015fu karaokeye sen de kat\u0131l da hemen herkes odas\u0131na \u00e7\u0131ks\u0131n bitirelim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Abi su topuna bir ki\u015fi eksik, bak adamlar\u0131n y\u00fcz\u00fc d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc sen neredesin Allah a\u015fk\u0131na gel de ba\u015flayal\u0131m pi\u015ftik s\u0131cakta\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Abi hortum k\u0131vr\u0131lm\u0131\u015f geberdim bug\u00fcn bir a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 bir yukar\u0131 \u015fu hortumu sana zahmet bir d\u00fczeltsen\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Abi \u00e7ekili\u015f i\u00e7in iki bilette sen alsan. Bak turistte 5 euro sana iki tanesi 200 TL. Ayr\u0131m\u0131z m\u0131 kald\u0131 Allahasen y\u00fcz\u00fcm\u00fc sen de g\u00fcld\u00fcr 😊<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eakas\u0131 bir yana her \u015fey g\u00fczeldi g\u00fcld\u00fck, e\u011flendik ve dinlendik fakat bu plaj voleybolunda az\u0131nl\u0131k olmak ger\u00e7ekten bana \u00e7ok dokundu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Allah a\u015fk\u0131na \u015fu tatil ikramiyesini hallediverin de T\u00fcrklerle turistler kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131 ma\u00e7 yapal\u0131m\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00f6z yenece\u011fiz 😊<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Selametle\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ahmet K\u0130RAZ <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Not : Resim Chatgpt’ye ait…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ba\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131m bir y\u00fcksek lisans tez ara\u015ft\u0131rmas\u0131na konu olur mu bilmem ama amele yan\u0131\u011f\u0131 tecr\u00fcbesinden profesyonel tatil bronzla\u015fmas\u0131na evrilen hayat\u0131mda edindi\u011fim birikimlerin \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131nda bir tatil s\u00fcresinin trajik ve olduk\u00e7a komik analojisiyle kar\u015f\u0131n\u0131zday\u0131m. Yazacaklar\u0131m\u0131n zihnimdeki tahayy\u00fcl k\u0131sm\u0131n\u0131 \u00fc\u00e7 a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 be\u015f yukar\u0131 \u015fekillendirdim. … Okumaya devam et →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11913"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11913"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11919,"href":"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11913\/revisions\/11919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}