{"id":11528,"date":"2022-11-07T16:40:51","date_gmt":"2022-11-07T13:40:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/siirmolasi.com\/?p=11528"},"modified":"2022-11-07T16:40:53","modified_gmt":"2022-11-07T13:40:53","slug":"komik-fikralar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.siirmolasi.com\/?p=11528","title":{"rendered":"Komik F\u0131kralar&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"256\" height=\"293\" src=\"http:\/\/siirmolasi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/image-2.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11195\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br> A\u011eIR<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Delikanl\u0131 \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u015firketin mektuplar\u0131n\u0131 postalayacakt\u0131. Postac\u0131 mektuplardan birisini tart\u0131p; &#8220;Bu \u00e7ok a\u011f\u0131r!&#8221; dedi. &#8220;Biraz daha pul yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131rmam\u0131z laz\u0131m.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Delikanl\u0131:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Abi!\u201d dedi. &#8220;O zaman daha a\u011f\u0131r olmaz m\u0131?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> SAAT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel ald\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir daktiloyu bozuk diye geri g\u00f6t\u00fcrd\u00fc. Sat\u0131c\u0131;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Neresi bozuk, d\u00fcn ald\u0131\u011f\u0131nda sa\u011flamd\u0131.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>\u0130ki tane &#8220;a&#8221; yok, saat yazam\u0131yorum.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> MAYMUN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kad\u0131n bebe\u011fiyle otob\u00fcse binerken otob\u00fcs \u015fof\u00f6r\u00fc kendini tutamay\u0131p \u015f\u00f6yle demi\u015f:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>&#8220;Aman tanr\u0131m ne kadar \u00e7irkin bir bebek\u2026&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Kad\u0131n sinirle biletini kutuya basm\u0131\u015f, en arka tarafa ge\u00e7mi\u015f, bir adam\u0131n yan\u0131ndaki bo\u015f yere oturmu\u015f. Adam d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f kad\u0131na;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>&#8220;\u00d6z\u00fcr dilerim. Acaba az \u00f6nce \u015fof\u00f6rle aran\u0131zda ne ge\u00e7ti?&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Kad\u0131n:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>&#8220;B\u00fcy\u00fck bir terbiyesizlik etti. Hakaret\u2026&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Adam:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>&#8220;Bir kamu g\u00f6revlisi insanlara hakaret edemez. Su\u00e7 te\u015fkil eder.&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Kad\u0131n:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>&#8220;Do\u011fru. Gideyim de \u015funu bir azarlayay\u0131m.&#8221;<\/li><li>&#8220;Merak etmeyin, ben maymununuza g\u00f6z kulak olurum\u2026&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> PAPA\u011eAN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Adam, papa\u011fan\u0131n\u0131 g\u00fcmr\u00fckten kolay ge\u00e7irebilmek i\u00e7in bir kutuya koymu\u015f, \u00fcst\u00fcne de &#8220;k\u0131r\u0131lacak e\u015fya&#8221; diye yazm\u0131\u015ft\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>G\u00fcmr\u00fck memuru yaz\u0131y\u0131 okuyunca, kutuyu \u015f\u00f6yle bir silkelemeye ba\u015flad\u0131. Ayn\u0131 anda i\u00e7eriden papa\u011fan\u0131n ba\u011f\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131 duyuldu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;\u015eangur \u015fungur.. \u015eangur \u015fungur..&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> \u0130K\u0130 OLASILIK<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel ile Dursun konu\u015fuyorlard\u0131\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel Dursun\u2019a sorar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sava\u015f \u00e7\u0131karsa yand\u0131k galiba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dursun d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0130ki olas\u0131l\u0131k var, dedi. Ya \u00e7\u0131kar ya \u00e7\u0131kmaz. \u00c7\u0131kmazsa mesele yok, \u00e7\u0131karsa iki olas\u0131l\u0131k var:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ya \u00e7\u00fcr\u00fc\u011fe \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131z ya askere al\u0131n\u0131r\u0131z. \u00c7\u00fcr\u00fc\u011fe \u00e7\u0131karsak mesele yok, askere al\u0131n\u0131rsak iki olas\u0131l\u0131k var: Ya geri cephe ya ileri cephe. Geri cephede kal\u0131rsak mesele yok, ileri cepheye gidersek iki olas\u0131l\u0131k var: Sava\u015f\u0131 ya kazan\u0131r\u0131z ya kaybederiz. Kazan\u0131rsak mesele yok, kaybedersek iki olas\u0131l\u0131k var: Ya esir d\u00fc\u015feriz ya \u00f6l\u00fcr\u00fcz. Esir d\u00fc\u015fersek mesele yok, \u00f6l\u00fcrsek iki olas\u0131l\u0131k var: Ya g\u00f6merler ya ka\u011f\u0131t fabrikas\u0131na yollarlar. G\u00f6merlerse mesele yok, ka\u011f\u0131t fabrikas\u0131na yollarlarsa iki olas\u0131l\u0131k var: Ya gazete ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131 ya tuvalet ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131. Gazete ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131 olursak mesele yok, tuvalet ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131 olursaaak\u2026 \u0130\u015fte o zaman yand\u0131k Temel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> HEPS\u0130 SEN\u0130N OLSUN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Platonik a\u015fk ya\u015fayan adam\u0131n birinin hayalleri ger\u00e7ek olur; en \u00e7ok sevdi\u011fi y\u0131ld\u0131z ile kar\u015f\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131yad\u0131r, f\u0131rsat bu f\u0131rsat derken y\u0131ld\u0131z bayana sorar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sa\u00e7\u0131n\u0131zdan bir tutam bana verirseniz size 100 dolar veririm!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y\u0131ld\u0131z:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 H\u0131mmm 500 dolar verirsen b\u00fct\u00fcn peruk senin olsun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> DEL\u0130 HASTANES\u0130<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bir g\u00fcn bir bilim adam\u0131 y\u0131lba\u015f\u0131 nedeniyle hastaneleri gezip ak\u0131llanan delileri salmaya karar vermi\u015f. Bir s\u00fcr\u00fc hastaneyi gezmi\u015f fakat hi\u00e7 ak\u0131lland\u0131\u011f\u0131na kanaat getirilen deliye rastlamam\u0131\u015f. En sonunda bir hastaneye gitmi\u015f birde bakm\u0131\u015f ki b\u00fct\u00fcn deliler z\u0131pl\u0131yor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hemen onlarla ilgilenen doktorlara sormu\u015f:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bunlar neden b\u00f6yle z\u0131pl\u0131yorlar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doktor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bunlar kendilerini m\u0131s\u0131r patla\u011f\u0131 zannediyorlar, demi\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bir de bakm\u0131\u015flar ki bir tanesi z\u0131plamadan yata\u011f\u0131n \u00fczerinde sabit bir \u015fekilde duruyormu\u015f. Hemen ona yakla\u015farak sormu\u015f:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sen neden z\u0131plam\u0131yorsun?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ben tavaya yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131m\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> KAYIT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lise \u00e7a\u011f\u0131ndaki bir \u00e7ocuk okula kay\u0131t olmak i\u00e7in gider.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u00fcd\u00fcr sorar, &#8220;O\u011flum ad\u0131n ne?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c7ocuk: Memehmet yayayayakut<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u00fcd\u00fcr: O\u011flum kekeme misin sen?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c7ocuk: Hay\u0131r hocam, babam kekemeydi<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> KARINCA VE F\u0130L<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bir g\u00fcn bir kar\u0131nca bir file a\u015f\u0131k olmu\u015f. Annesi bu durumu onaylamam\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kar\u0131nca:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Bana de\u011fil karn\u0131mdakine ac\u0131, demi\u015f.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> ER\u0130K<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ramazan ay\u0131nda Bekta\u015fi&#8217;nin birini a\u011fz\u0131nda erikle g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015fler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Bu ne hal efendim! \u0130ftara daha \u00e7ok var, demi\u015fler. Bekta\u015fi de;<\/li><li>Ben bunu a\u011fz\u0131ma koydum ki iftara kadar yumu\u015fas\u0131n sonra yiyece\u011fim, demi\u015f.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Bekta\u015fi&#8217;ye sormu\u015flar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>D\u00fcnya \u00f6k\u00fcz\u00fcn boynuzlar\u0131n\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcnde duruyormu\u015f, ne diyorsun bu i\u015fe?<\/li><li>Valla onu bilmem ama buna inanan \u00f6k\u00fczlerin oldu\u011funu biliyorum, demi\u015f.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> ELD\u0130VEN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel&#8217;in eldivenle yaz\u0131 yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6renler sormu\u015f:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Niye eldivenli yaz\u0131yorsun zor olmuyor mu?<\/li><li>Zorlu\u011funa zor ama el yaz\u0131m\u0131n tan\u0131nmas\u0131n\u0131 istemeyrum.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> BU YA\u015eTAN SONRA<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel ve Fadime uzun y\u0131llar nikahs\u0131z ya\u015famaktad\u0131r. Bir g\u00fcn Fadime:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Temel bu i\u015f b\u00f6yle olmuyor, evlenelim art\u0131k, demi\u015f. Temel gayet sakin:<\/li><li>Bizi bu ya\u015ftan sonra kim al\u0131r Fadimem<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> EHL\u0130YET RUHSAT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel araba s\u00fcrerken k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 \u0131\u015f\u0131kta ge\u00e7mi\u015f. Tabii bunu g\u00f6ren polis Temel&#8217;i durdurmu\u015f. Polis:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ehliyet ve ruhsat beyefendi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Verdunuzda mi isteysunuz\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> TATLI KOYARKEN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck \u00e7ocuk ninesine;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Senin g\u00f6zl\u00fcklerin her \u015feyi b\u00fcy\u00fct\u00fcyormu\u015f, do\u011fru mu nine?<\/li><li>Evet yavrum, neden sordun?<\/li><li>Ne olursun nineci\u011fim, taba\u011f\u0131ma tatl\u0131 koyarken g\u00f6zl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc \u00e7\u0131kar olur mu?<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> BE\u015e KURU\u015e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nasrettin Hoca yolda y\u00fcr\u00fcrken, biri ensesine \u00f6yle bir vurmu\u015f ki, nerdeyse yere d\u00fc\u015fecekmi\u015f, hiddetle d\u00f6n\u00fcp bakm\u0131\u015f; kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda tan\u0131mad\u0131\u011f\u0131 gen\u00e7 bir adam. Nasrettin Hoca sormu\u015f:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>&#8220;Ne c\u00fcretle vuruyorsun!..&#8221;<\/li><li>&#8220;\u00d6z\u00fcr dilerim hocam, sizi birine benzettim, k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir hata yapt\u0131m, ama siz pireyi deve yapt\u0131n\u0131z.<\/li><li>&#8220;Y\u00fcr\u00fc o zaman, kad\u0131ya gidiyoruz!&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Gitmi\u015fler kad\u0131ya, ikisini de dinleyen kad\u0131 efendi, Nasrettin Hoca&#8217;ya vuran gencin akrabas\u0131ym\u0131\u015f. Kad\u0131 efendi, Nasrettin Hoca&#8217;y\u0131 yumu\u015fat\u0131p, akrabas\u0131n\u0131 kurtarmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>&#8220;Hoca, hislerini anl\u0131yorum. Bu durumda herkes ayn\u0131 \u015feyi hissederdi. \u015eimdi bu gen\u00e7 adam kendine bir tokat atsa, kabul eder misin?&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Nasrettin Hoca \u0131srar etmi\u015f:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>&#8220;Olmaz, mahkeme yap\u0131ls\u0131n.&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Kad\u0131 efendi, bunun \u00fczerine akrabas\u0131 olan gen\u00e7 adama d\u00f6n\u00fcp karar\u0131n\u0131 vermi\u015f:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>&#8220;Ceza olarak Nasrettin Hoca&#8217;ya 5 kuru\u015f \u00f6deyeceksin, hemen gidip getir!..&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Nasrettin Hoca, para almaya giden gen\u00e7 adam\u0131n d\u00f6nmesini beklemi\u015f. Bir saat ge\u00e7mi\u015f, iki saat ge\u00e7mi\u015f, ama gen\u00e7 adam ortal\u0131kta g\u00f6z\u00fckm\u00fcyormu\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mahkeme kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n kapanma saatine kadar bekleyen Nasrettin Hoca, kad\u0131 efendinin ensesine okkal\u0131 bir tokat indirdikten sonra demi\u015f ki:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>&#8220;Kusura bakma kad\u0131 efendi, daha fazla bekleyememem, gelirse s\u00f6yle ona; 5 kuru\u015fu sana versin!..&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> \u00c7\u0130FT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bir g\u00fcn Temel \u00e7ift g\u00f6r\u00fcyormu\u015f, Dursun\u2019da tek g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc kapatsana, demi\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> SEKRETER\u0130M\u0130 BEKL\u0130YORUM<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d6\u011fretmen \u00f6\u011frencilerine; e\u011fer b\u00fcy\u00fck bir firman\u0131n m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc olurlarsa ne yapacaklar\u0131 konusunda bir kompozisyon yazmalar\u0131n\u0131 ister.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d6\u011frenciler t\u00fcm dikkat ve ciddiyetlerini tak\u0131narak yazmaya ba\u015flarlar. Ancak aralar\u0131ndan biri yazmaz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d6\u011fretmen fark edince sorar;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Neden yazm\u0131yorsun evlad\u0131m?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d6\u011frenci cevap verir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sekreterimi bekliyorum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> UYANIK HIRSIZ<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Adam\u0131n biri sokakta y\u00fcr\u00fcyen milyonere sorar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Efendim herhangi bir yerde polise rastlad\u0131n\u0131z m\u0131?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u2018Hay\u0131r\u2019 dedi zengin adam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00d6yleyse c\u00fczdan\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 hemen bana vereceksiniz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> KARMA KARI\u015eIK<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d6\u011fretmen \u00f6\u011frencisine sorar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 D\u00fcnya yuvarlak m\u0131d\u0131r?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hay\u0131r!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Peki d\u00fcz m\u00fcd\u00fcr?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hay\u0131r!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Peki nas\u0131ld\u0131r evlad\u0131m?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Babam karmakar\u0131\u015f\u0131k oldu\u011funu s\u00f6yler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> \u015eAKA YAPIYORSUN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Adam\u0131n biri i\u015f ba\u015fvurusunda bulunmu\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>G\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fmeye \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015flar; g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fme esnas\u0131nda y\u00f6netici sormu\u015f;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Peki beklentilerin ne? Seni ne tatmin eder?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Arkada\u015f saymaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00d6ncelikli olarak bir araba istiyorum, ayr\u0131ca \u015fu anda bulundu\u011fum dairenin kiras\u0131 biraz fazla onu da \u015firketin kar\u015f\u0131lamas\u0131 iyi olur, maa\u015f olarak da 3000 dolardan a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmam\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015eirket y\u00f6neticisi, dinler ve<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Biz sana son model bir Cherokee ve Tarabya\u2019da bir villa verece\u011fiz, ayr\u0131ca bizim bu pozisyonumuz i\u00e7in planlad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z maa\u015f 6000 dolard\u0131, demi\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bizim eleman\u0131n g\u00f6zleri f\u0131rlam\u0131\u015f;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015eaka yap\u0131yorsunuz, demi\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015eirket y\u00f6neticisi yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131rm\u0131\u015f;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00d6nce siz ba\u015flatt\u0131n\u0131z\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> MERAKTAN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aynan\u0131n kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na ge\u00e7ip de g\u00f6zlerini kapatan Temel\u2019e ne yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 sormu\u015flar;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Hi\u00e7\u00e7\u00e7, uyurken kendimin nas\u0131l g\u00f6r\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc merak ediyorum da\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> D\u0130\u015e\u0130 M\u0130 ERKEK M\u0130?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nasrettin Hoca\u2019ya sormu\u015flar;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Hz. Nuh\u2019un gemisine zeytin dal\u0131n\u0131 getiren g\u00fcvercin di\u015fi miydi erkek miydi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hoca hemen cevab\u0131 yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Mutlaka erkek. Di\u015fi olsayd\u0131 \u00e7enesini uzun zaman kapal\u0131 tutamazd\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> L\u00dcTFEN \u015e\u0130KAYET ETMEY\u0130N<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel bir g\u00fcn kar\u015f\u0131dan kar\u015f\u0131ya ge\u00e7meye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rken oradan ge\u00e7mekte olan bir ara\u00e7 Temel\u2019e \u00e7arpar. Araban\u0131n sahibi yalvarmaya ba\u015flar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 L\u00fctfen benden \u015fikayet\u00e7i olmay\u0131n size 1000 dolar veririm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel bundan ho\u015flan\u0131r ve derki;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Buradan s\u0131k s\u0131k ge\u00e7iyor musunuz?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> ARADAK\u0130 FARK<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d6\u011fretmen \u00f6\u011frencisine sorar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Kaza ile \u015fans\u0131zl\u0131k aras\u0131ndaki fark nedir?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d6\u011frenci cevap verir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 E\u011fer karnem dereye d\u00fc\u015ferse bu bir kazad\u0131r, ama onu dereden \u00e7\u0131karan olursa bu \u015fans\u0131zl\u0131kt\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> BALIKLAR TAZE M\u0130?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Bunlar taze mi?, diye sormu\u015f.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Bal\u0131k\u00e7\u0131:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Yok abla, pil tak\u0131p oynat\u0131yoruz, demi\u015f.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> AFACAN&#8217;DAN AYRAN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Adam bir k\u00f6y\u00fc gezerken yorulmu\u015f, hayli susam\u0131\u015ft\u0131. \u00c7aresiz bir evin kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7alar, kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na bir \u00e7ocuk \u00e7\u0131kar. Adamca\u011f\u0131z:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Evlad\u0131m, buralarda su bulamad\u0131m. L\u00fctfen bana bir bardak su verir misiniz?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kap\u0131y\u0131 a\u00e7an \u00e7ocuk, adam\u0131n y\u00fcz\u00fcne bakarak:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>\u0130stersen ayran getireyim, der.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Adam bu teklifi memnuniyetle kabul ettikten sonra, \u00e7ocuk bir \u00e7anak ayran getirir. Adam ayran\u0131 i\u00e7tikten sonra \u00e7ocuk:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>\u0130stersen daha getireyim, der.<\/li><li>Zahmet olur yavrum bir zahmet.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c7ocuk:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Hay\u0131r ne zahmeti, zaten bu ayran\u0131n i\u00e7ine fare d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc\u011f\u00fc i\u00e7in nas\u0131l olsa d\u00f6kecektik!, demi\u015f.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Bunun \u00fczerine adam i\u011frenerek elindeki ayran \u00e7ana\u011f\u0131n\u0131 hiddetle yere at\u0131p par\u00e7alay\u0131nca, \u00e7ocuk feryad\u0131 kopartm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Anneee, kap\u0131daki adam k\u00f6pe\u011fin \u00e7ana\u011f\u0131n\u0131 k\u0131rd\u0131.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> HEMEN \u0130\u015eE BA\u015eLAMANIN SIRASI MI?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Amerika&#8217;da ya\u015fayan Dursun, Trabzon&#8217;daki Temel&#8217;i yan\u0131na \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131yormu\u015f:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Ula Temel ha puraya gelursen a\u00e7 kalmazsun da. Sadece yerdeki paralar\u0131 toplasan o bile yeter sana demi\u015f.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Bunu duyan Temel biraz da merak\u0131ndan binmi\u015f u\u00e7a\u011fa, Amerika&#8217; ya gitmi\u015f. U\u00e7aktan inmi\u015f, valizini al\u0131p havaalan\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131kmak \u00fczereymi\u015f. Bir de bakm\u0131\u015f yerde 100 dolar var. Paraya bakm\u0131\u015f bakm\u0131\u015f ve \u015f\u00f6yle demi\u015f:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Ula daha ilk g\u00fcnden i\u015fe mi ba\u015flanur\u2026<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> KAYIP ANAHTAR<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hoca bir g\u00fcn anahtar\u0131n\u0131 kaybetmi\u015f. Bah\u00e7ede d\u00f6ne d\u00f6ne ararken han\u0131m\u0131 sormu\u015f:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Anahtar\u0131n\u0131 nerede d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrd\u00fcn bey?<\/li><li>Bre kad\u0131n, nerede d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fc bilsem hi\u00e7 arar m\u0131y\u0131m?<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> YANLI\u015e \u0130ST\u0130KAMET<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel trene binmi\u015f, bilet kontrol s\u0131ras\u0131 gelmi\u015f. Kontrol\u00f6r, biletinin \u0130stanbul&#8217;a oldu\u011funu, trenin Ankara&#8217;ya gitti\u011fini s\u00f6ylemi\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel kendinden emin:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Pe\u00e7i ma\u00e7inist yanl\u0131\u015f istikamete citti\u011fini piliy mi?<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> BU YA\u015eTAN SONRA<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel ve Fadime uzun y\u0131llar nikahs\u0131z ya\u015famaktaym\u0131\u015f. Bir g\u00fcn Fadime:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Temel bu i\u015f b\u00f6yle olmuyor, evlenelim art\u0131k, demi\u015f.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel gayet sakin:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Bizi bu ya\u015ftan sonra kim al\u0131r be Fadimem.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> S\u0130ZDE KABAHAT, VERMED\u0130N\u0130Z<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel araba s\u00fcrerken k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 \u0131\u015f\u0131kta ge\u00e7mi\u015f. Tabii bunu g\u00f6ren polis Temel&#8217;i durdurmu\u015f. Polis:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Ehliyet ve ruhsat beyefendi!<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Temel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Verdunuzda mi isteysunuz\u2026<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> MEHMET AK\u0130F<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bir toplant\u0131da, bir gen\u00e7, Mehmet Akif&#8217;i k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrmek ister:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Afedersiniz, siz veteriner misiniz?<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Mehmet Akif hi\u00e7 istifini bozmadan \u015f\u00f6yle yan\u0131tlam\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Evet, bir yeriniz mi a\u011fr\u0131yordu?<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br> TEKRAR \u0130N\u0130P B\u0130NSEK M\u0130?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bir makine, bir elektrik, bir de bilgisayar m\u00fchendisi arabayla yola koyulmu\u015flar. Bir s\u00fcre sonra araba ar\u0131za yapm\u0131\u015f, kenara \u00e7ekmi\u015fler. Makine m\u00fchendisi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>&#8220;Dur ben bir bakay\u0131m\u2026&#8221; deyip kaputu a\u00e7m\u0131\u015f. Motor blokuna, \u015fafta, di\u011fer ak\u015famlara bak\u0131p bir \u015feyler yapm\u0131\u015f, arabaya binmi\u015f. Mar\u015fa basm\u0131\u015f, araba \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmam\u0131\u015f. Elektrik m\u00fchendisi:<\/li><li>Dur bir de ben bakay\u0131m\u2026&#8221;deyip kaputu a\u00e7m\u0131\u015f. Ak\u00fcye bakm\u0131\u015f, kablolar\u0131 kontrol edip arabaya binmi\u015f. Mar\u015fa basm\u0131\u015f, araba \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmam\u0131\u015f.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0130kisinin de kafas\u0131 bilgisayar m\u00fchendisine do\u011fru d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f. Bilgisayar m\u00fchendisi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>\u201cEee inip tekrar binsek mi?&#8221;<\/li><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A\u011eIR Delikanl\u0131 \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u015firketin mektuplar\u0131n\u0131 postalayacakt\u0131. 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